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Swing, swing, swing.

Let me just say, I don't mind swinging at all, but if you try to take me to the park on 500 West and 500 North. There are NO swings. More than one guy has taken me to swing there. The first time it was cute to seem the guy look around for the swings, and say well I thought that there would be swings here. (Keep in mind that we walked there). So of course being the kind person that I am . I said that there are swings at Kiwanis. Now, a lot of you are probably thinking. "Wait a second! That is a super long walk." Here is my response to that from one of my favorite authors--Jane Austen… “Her pleasure in the walk must arise from the exercise and the day, from the view of the last smiles of the year upon the tawny leaves and withered hedges, and from repeating to herself some few of the thousand poetical descriptions extant of autumn...”  (Persuasion). Though it was a long walk it was still fun. *** However, then we get to the second date. Trying not to be blunt, I

The Dentist

I went to the dentist today. Of course, I didn't find it amusing that I had a cavity, or that I would have part of my tooth sawed off, and I know it is important to take things seriously.   However, I have to admit. It was funny to see half of my face sag for the next three hours. Even funnier when I tried to eat lunch.   Despite the humor, I don't want to go back any time soon.